Dating management consultant
I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and let you shag me senseless or anything. Stops outside a field full of sheep, walks up to the shepherd and says "I've got an offer.
I'll guess how many sheep you've got in this field, and if I guess right, I get to take a sheep with me, and if I guess wrong, you get my car." Shepherd thinks he's on to a sure thing and agrees. "Damn me, you're right.", says the shepherd and dutifully hands over a sheep. You come in here uninvited, you tell me what I already know, and then you charge me for it.
The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and he's a management consultant.
And the guy sitting next to him is 6'5" tall, 250 pounds, and he's a management consultant. " The first guy says, "No, I don't want to have to explain it three times." A surgeon, an engineer and a consultant are discussing what the oldest profession in the world could be.
You only have six months to live." "Oh doctor, what should I do? The doctor replied, "Marry a management consultant." "Will that make me live longer? "No," said the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer." A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear a management consultant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm a management consultant.